shock wild

The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value

Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

by Knutmeg June 28, 2014

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Shockadoo

A term used to empathize a quarter rest followed by an eighth rest. Excessive use of the word leads to the drinking of bleach, succ, and other physical harm

"How are you?"
"Super! Thanks for asking! I cant play Firing Line Right though."
"Use shockadoo."

by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 9, 2016

Shcocked

How one reacts to seeing a surprisingly large dick

I wasn't expecting his wang to be so big... I was shcocked

by Bigbroevenbiggerwang July 20, 2017

shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"

My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.

by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017

scocha

When you take a dirty brown steamer on your bird.

Janice is coming round later, she’s bringing a dish supper then I’m going to scocha all over her fat paps.

by Boston john January 20, 2019