Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass

Someone who calls another person a larper while completely misusing the term.

Person 1: I really like Minecraft.
Person 2: Larp Larp Larp Sahurrr
Person 1: What?
Person 2: LARPER!
Person 1: I just said that I like Minecraft??
Person 2: Laarrrpppeeeerrr
Person 1: Wow, you really are a Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass.

Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass by Anonymously161 March 29, 2026

Schrödinger’s Porn

Content that is innocuous to most but contains specific focuses and is structured in a way that it feels like fetish content. Just vulgar enough to sneak past potential censorship, just weird enough to raise red flags.

“Those weird 5-Minute-Crafts videos are a classic example of Schrödinger’s Porn.”

Schrödinger’s Porn by windyxp April 1, 2026

Schrodinger's Puddle

When you're high as shit and can't tell whether you pissed yourself or not.

"Shit dude, this edible's hitting a bit too hard, I've got Schrodinger's Puddle."

Schrodinger's Puddle by anonymous April 9, 2026

Schrödinger's scat

Schrödinger's scat is an unnamed file on your friend's computer tha might or might not be straight scat, therefore is and isn't straight scat at the same time. The only way to know for sure is to open it.

That file *really* looks like Schrödinger's scat

Schrödinger's scat by arsenic porcupine April 15, 2026

Schrodinger’s Satire

When someone says something really stupid then says it’s satire or thy know it was satire and said it for people who didn’t know

Guy 1: You unlock a tommy gun in Chapter 10 of rdr2
Guy 2: It only has 8 chapters
Guy 3: *Picture of skeleton with brain in the ass*
Guy 2: I know it was satire, I said it for people who didn’t know
Guy 4: you’re a schrodinger’s satire bud

Schrodinger’s Satire by Leviticus Cornball April 19, 2026

Schrödinger's Victim

A perpetrator of injustice who uses unsubstantiated and unrelated claims to both deflect from their wrongdoing and garner misappropriated sympathy

“Israel is committing a Genocide in Gaza”
“OMG why are you soooo antisemetic”
“Oh boy… here comes Schrödinger's Victim“

Schrödinger's Victim by SoggyDoggy69 April 22, 2026

Schrödinger's Queer

Is a person who is omnisexual and asexual.

"My homeboy met a chick who is Omnisexual and Asexual."

"Nigga that's Schrödinger's Queer"

Schrödinger's Queer by White_Zombie April 22, 2026