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Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.
My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.
by Goyoza June 24, 2010
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scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)
1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."
by oldtigercub March 21, 2011
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Scoota Poota Pita

to ponder, or think of a situation; meant to be said rapidly
person1:hey what does that look like to you?
Person2: hmmmm Scoota Poota Pita!!!
by ujohn1, mhaynes8 April 25, 2011
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Scootologie

Scootologie scoot-ol-o-gie noun

1. the science of riding scooters,
esp. with reference to pleasure,
convenience and overall joy.

2. the study of all things scoot.

3. riders feel fulfilled due to
advancements in scootology
Scootologie has made my life more pleasurable, convenient, economical and exciting. I look forward to scooting daily thanks to Scootologie.
by ScootAwesome June 10, 2011
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Scoot (Tom)

Faggot that loves cock up the bum and stalks/follows everybody.

He is a pussy as well, who is shit at soccer.
Needs to Grow a Dick.
Get a real Girlfriend, Not Sid The Sloth.
by ChanTHEBlack Rapper June 29, 2011
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Scooter Bops

A magical item that no one will ever have the decency to comprehend.
-n- the most desireable item on ones mind in a moment of thought.
Hey pal, did you get any scooter bops with that slut last night?
by KillaKr3w22 July 31, 2011
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scootfuck

sex in which during the act the partners move along in any direction, almost with every thrust or grind.
We were so caught up, we just scootfucked around the entire living room. You could see the path in the carpet afterward
by errpo August 7, 2011
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