sloppy cold cuts

The ass cheeks of a very large woman.

"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Sloppy Skeleton

When you are getting a blowjob and you pull her head back and your dick hits the back of her neck.

Hey man why are you walking funny? Man because I got a sloppy skeleton

by WEAPONIZED AUTISM March 31, 2017

sloppy grilled cheese

When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again

Dad:Man I love my sloppy grilled cheese

Son:so do I
Dad:...

by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017

sloppy goldberg

When a girl of the FEMALE variety is giving oneself a too-much-saliva knob-schlob and the girl proceeds to put her thumb up oneself's buttocks

That FEMALE was giving me a filthy blowjob when she caught me by surprise with a Sloppy Goldberg

by BigBoi369 August 21, 2017

Sloppy donut

When a guy cums in a male/females ass after anal and then eats the dripping cum out of their ass

I went to Anna’s house last night and gave her a sloppy donut.

by Glasslakes September 23, 2017

Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day

Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.

by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017

Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018