Georgia School Shooting

14 year old kid. Had made previous threats. 4 dead 9 injured.

Hym "Just found out about the Georgia School Shooting that just happened. No details on a motive yet."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Australia Mass Shooting

Strictest gun regulations on the planet guys. So... You know they are going to cry anti-semitism. He hated the Jews cus he ain'ted the Jews.

Hym "Australia Mass Shooting if more proof that stricter gun regulations do nothing to stop people from murdering you. Maybe you could try not weaponizing schizophrenia and stealing people's shit. OR... Maybe if you weren't such lying, obnoxious piece of shit... Maybe you would get murdered less. I don't know. I don't ever get murdered. That's not a problem I ever have. Clearly I'm doing something right. Conversely, if I do get murder while the Deadman switch is armed... You all will likely also get murdered. So that's good at least. Either way, let's go ahead and get the anti-anti-semitism rhetoric going. He hated the Jews for no reason! He had no good reason to hate the Jews or kill anyone! There is no reason to murder and there is even less reason to kill Jews. Unless you're trying to shift the demographics so that their are more hot Jewish women available. That's literally the only good reason to do it! But that I don't think is why they did it."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings

That's not what's happening here asshole. You need to stay out of shit that you are too stupid in which to be involved.

A retard "He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings!"

Hym "Nonononono, fuck-face. You don't know what I'm doing here and if that's what you think then you are too fucking stupid to be involved in what's going on here. I both specific and explicit about what I am doing here and no I do not need to change how I'm doing it. YOU fucks need to change how you are engaging with both ME and the text before I change the number of kids that exist."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

scoofling

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

by Pat February 12, 2005

Shloffting

When someone masturbates into their socks before putting them on. made by pete and jake.

"Dude i just finnished shloffting, im tellin you my socks are stayin on so much better!"

by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011

shomiting

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016