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Guy 1: Have you heard about sex?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah! I do it all the time with women!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
Sex by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020
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Luke ran up to kenzie room and put his hands around her waist. He slowly unzipped her pants and took them off. He reached down her undies to feel her wet pussy. He soon ripped off her underwear and threw her off the bed.

He took off her bra and started strokeing kenzies big, juicy nipples with pleasure. kenzie soon ripped of Luke's underwear to reveal his 9 inch rock hard penis. They were now both naked. kenzie whispered dirty things into Lukes ear and he entered her. He found kenzies g- spot and started to cum.

kenzie was swallowing the cum as Luke continued to punish her vagina and go deeper, harder and faster. kenzie started moaning as she put her soft lips on Luke's lips. As they kissed kenzie started to get wetter.

kenzie asked for Luke's penis. So Luke took out his penis and kenzie grabbed it and stuck it in her mouth and started swallowing all the cum. Luke started liking Makenzies vagina and then licked her face and swallowed some of kenzies cum. Luke started playing with kenzies clit and squeezed it until she cummed.

The cum was coming right out and squirted all over Luke's face. Luke took his penis out and said "fuck now I'm going to punish you" and stuck his penis further down and made the sheets fall off the bed. He was going so hard and so fast that kenzie could not even move.

kenzie was so sore by the next day and so was Luke they could barely even move but they would never regret doing it because it was the best night of their lives.
Ohh fuck U are good at sex
Sex by Darklord27 November 2, 2020
bro 1: bro did u see them.

bro 2: YEAH THEY WERE HAVING SEX
bro 1: wh-
Sex is like Math

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply
I haven't had sex yet but I will
Sex by RedRoseAntoniox1327 November 16, 2020
doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.
Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.
sex by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021
Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don’t multiply
Boop and boop and boop that is sex
Sex by Idkwhoiamsodontask January 3, 2021