rubbery

the way chinese people say 'lovely'

Chinese man: Waiter, this chicken is rubbery!
Waiter: Thankyou sir

by sydney______shaw February 8, 2010

rubbish on ice

The superlative for rubbish i.e. a very poor performance, mediocre attempt or just plain crap

"Mate, that attempt to crack onto that girl from our Public Law class was rubbish on ice"

by Damien Thorne July 16, 2008

Rubber Boi

A term to describe someone who's penis is flexible, even in full boner.

"That rubber boi can bend his thang 90 degrees!"

by Tezmy March 3, 2009

Rubber fucked

Having sex with a condom on.

(Not having to worry about stds or pregnancy)

Duuudeeee, i totallly rubber fucked that ho last night.

by Somerandompersonyoudontknow June 28, 2011

Rubbabbubber

Rubbabbubbering is the act of a male stretching the out skin from his scrotum and then proceeding to bend his midsection in a way in which he can hold his scrotal skin with his teeth. The man then proceeds to masturbate whilst holding his scrotal skin with his teeth. After ejaculation the man then releases his scrotal skin flinging his semen at whatever may be in front of him.

I hate it when you rubbabbubber! You always get your semen on my walls!

by Senor Rubbabbubber September 4, 2011

Rubber Roulette

Taking turns slapping each other in the face with a condom full of semen until the condom bursts.

"Wanna play rubber roulette?"

by Mybearwantsanal April 12, 2013

Rubbin' Apples

(v.) The act of taking one man's ballsack and tenderly rubbing both balls against eachother inside the sack. The hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. The end result of rubbin' apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.

Marty: "Hey Joe, how far did you get with Mary?"
Joe: "We made out for a while and then I got a real treat when she started rubbin' apples"
Marty: "You lucky son of a gun!"

by Ball Boy November 1, 2013