retard

a person of subnormal intelligence
also see gangsta

A 40 year old managing fast food that listens to rap as a substitute for music is an example of a retard.

by Sakisan July 30, 2008

retard

A radical feminist(s) that trolls the feminist comments on urbandictionary.com. Pity we can't troll femisting.com as easily as they troll UB users.

retards like them believe women are superior, and not equal, to men.

by KOTI October 2, 2008

Retainer

A piercing stud, generally clear, used to hold a pierced hole open so as not to be seen by others. Commonly used for hiding a piercing during work and interviews.

A : "And do you have any piercings?"
B : "Well can you see any?"
A : "No I can't"
B : "Then nope"

-Later-

C : "So did they see your piercings?"
B : "Nope, Thank goodness we got me these retainers"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

retard

To hold back or hinder.

To much suger will retard your growth

by Bluexiii January 6, 2007

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

Retailiate

Boycotting or otherwise protesting against a store that operates unethically or that is not consumer-friendly.

When we found out that Jack's Department Store paid its male employees 25% more than its female employees, we retailiated by putting up posters outside for Sid's Department Store.

by Cabot Wonder October 15, 2009

monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006