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Retainer 

The word "retainer" used in rap vernacular often is referring to keeping a thug on hand that is willing to do dirt. The celebrity retains this person's services thru cash payment, or other bartering options such as weed or pussy in the event that a punch needs to be thrown (or otherwise) and the celebrity would be open to a potential costly lawsuit, whereas the retainer does not have enough money worth be sued for, etc.
When Charlemagne Tha God was instigating Nelly during an interview, he was warned "Hey,man...just say what you wanna say. We're all men. I keep retainers just for guys like you".
Retainer by Juicy poo November 27, 2020
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retainer 

I little piece of plastic and metal that sits in your mouth after the removal of Braces. Can easily get lost for they are often translucent, and are highly enjoyed by dogs as a tasty snack.
"Sorry, My dog ate my retainers."
retainer by Plasticine June 14, 2005

retainer 

1 a fee paid to a lawyer or professional adviser for advice or services or to ensure that he/she will act on one's behalf if needed

2 a fee paid regularly to a freelance journalist to ensure that his/her services will be available when required

I have given John a retainer to make sure he will take on my case.
retainer by Heath 2 July 7, 2006

Retainer 

A piercing stud, generally clear, used to hold a pierced hole open so as not to be seen by others. Commonly used for hiding a piercing during work and interviews.
A : "And do you have any piercings?"
B : "Well can you see any?"
A : "No I can't"
B : "Then nope"

-Later-

C : "So did they see your piercings?"
B : "Nope, Thank goodness we got me these retainers"
Retainer by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

retainer 

a code word for butt plug when involiving a queer bag
josh loves retainers in his ass
retainer by jo00000on August 19, 2006

Retainer Banger 

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.
Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!
Retainer Banger by Cody Jz October 14, 2008

Retainer relief 

When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.
After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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