READY

1. hot, attractive, sexy, to look good.

2. not good. not kosher. doesn't sit well with you.

3. to have sex.

1. Ooooh, he is so ready.
Girl, what are you wearing to the club? You're gonna wear that? Girl, You ARE READY!

2. He stood me up. That is so NOT ready!

3. Present. I wanna get ready with you
Past: Last night he came over and we got READY.

by Sophique November 8, 2005

ready-rolled

An adjective used to decribe a person sleeping in apparel that he/she plans to wear during the course of the following day -- after waking.

Small Johnny: "Yo, check out Pookie, he crashed out ready-rolled for his court date tomorrow morning."

by Danger Boy January 23, 2004

Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

by emily&emma January 12, 2010

readzoned

same as seenzoned...someone read your message but did not respond!

me: hello, how are you?
friend: *read*
me: you just readzoned me :( grrrrahhh!

by pachoochie June 15, 2014

Readathon

Time spent reading two or more books in one sitting with minimal to no breaks in between. Usually during a set period of time.

I heard you were joining the twenty-four hour Readathon planned for next week, what books do you plan to read?

by Harleyl November 14, 2017

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.

I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.

by square peg October 28, 2009