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Definitions by ~Aphotix~

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud 

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.
A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."