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pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.
After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.
by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009
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heat pussy

one who cannot endure the high temperature of his surroundings. someone who cannot tolerate high temperatures well.
Man, everytime the A/C in the office breaks Tim complains, he's such a heat pussy.
by TeamTellHeem July 8, 2011
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Pussy Flares

When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.
Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .
by D-Liscious August 15, 2019
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Plump pussy

When those lower lips look nice and juicy, you just want to smack them to your heart's desire.
"damn girl that plump pussy is on the menu tonight"
by Datnibbler June 27, 2019
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Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.
For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."
by Mezca November 9, 2009
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pussy rodeo

When a group of guys takes the pussy out for a spin.
Hey Chad, are you going to partake in Ally's pussy rodeo later? Man, she really knows how to take the dick!
by zxxyyxxz January 18, 2018
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Pussy Barnacles

Term used to describe herpes on a nasty va-jj.
Tom: I heard that broad Bon Qui-Qui has pussy barnacles.

Chris: I'd still fuck her, she's studded for your pleasure.
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