Bucket of puppies

Something completely worthless that you would throw away gleefully.

Inspired by the video of a young woman pitching puppies from a bucket into a river.

-"Man, James totally abandoned his girlfriend at the bar last night."
-"Yeah, he treated her like a bucket of puppies."

by DogLover2k10 September 2, 2010

Puppy King

Little boy that captures hearts of every one around

He is my little puppy king.

by marvelgirl August 5, 2008

Puppy Chin

When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.

"Dude Nate Hasn't Shaved since last week."

"he's got major puppy chin"

by Carriyo February 24, 2009

Puppet Freak

a person who shows their sexual intentions through the use of puppets

dude that Puppet Freak is raping that doll

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

puppy-time

Whenever a dog roams around domestically in an unusual manner. Usually back and forth, repeatedly.

Sammo wouldn't let go that rubber duck, and when I yanked it away from his mouth, it went puppy-time!

by nubreed1980 April 5, 2010

Puppy Mafia

A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.

guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to

guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.

by static nightmare November 17, 2011

Puppirazzi

The inevitable and almost instantaneous gaggle of pre- pubescent girls who show up whenever a puppy (or infant of any animal) is brought out in public.

The Puppirazzi usually form a small adoringly menacing circle around the overwhelmed pup, each trying to both get its attention and devour its cuteness at the same time.

Expect frenzied amounts of competing "Awwwww's" and "He's soooooo cute!" and "what's his name?" and "can I hold him?", etc.

I tried walking little Luna to the soccer field to watch the kids' game, but didn't get far as we were immediately mobbed by the Puppirazzi from the nearby school.

by mikeyfire February 6, 2012