Pristine Bean

A perfectly rolled blunt

Yo will roll up a pristine bean so i can get high as shit

by William Margaritis June 11, 2010

prisbian

A prison lesbian

dude, that new haircut makes you like like a prisbian

by oooooohyea August 13, 2011

Prison Pillow

A roll of toilet paper used as a pillow by an inmate in jail.

Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.

by dcafn8ed October 22, 2012

Prison Fat

The adipose tissue that has congealed into muscular tissue, forming a swarthy barrier most often found around the thorax and abdomen of older men, namely biker dudes and convicts.

The steel girdle of prison fat around Butterbean's midsection has broken the wrists of many twiggots

by Kipster Jenkenhiems September 29, 2012

prison pushbroom

A Ned Flanders type moustache worn by inmates in male correctional facilities that are willing to perform oral sex.

That is one fancy prison pushbroom...

by SuperSiren February 3, 2014

Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014

prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014