by oooooohyea August 13, 2011
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by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021
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Used to refer to the girls of Presentation High School in Willow Glen, CA. Presbians are typically sluts that get around a lot with both sexes (emphasis on the both). Presbians will often engage in sexual acts during school hours in the bathrooms and otherwise. Bellarmine boys like to hook up with Presbians but will always end up taking a Notre Dame girl to meet their mother. Presbians have a tendency to dress in an identical manner to mixers.
See that Presbian over there in the pink shirt and matching knee socks sucking face?
Which one? There are so many!
Which one? There are so many!
by NotreDyke&Proud November 12, 2009
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1. The highest executive officer of the Nerdy Lesbian Club.
2. An officer appointed or elected to preside over an organized body of nerdy lesbians.
1. The highest executive officer of the Nerdy Lesbian Club.
2. An officer appointed or elected to preside over an organized body of nerdy lesbians.
by AceFantastic August 14, 2007
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by K-White Mage July 23, 2014
Get the Presbian mug.Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
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