poofster

a Canadian youth

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off

by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003

ploof

the anal version of a queef. not just a fart but air and jiz combining to make a ploof noise when a cock is pulled out of ones ass

darren got embarrassed when he ploof'd after john pulled his dick outta his ass

by sid pain December 9, 2008

poofer

A cute guy from California who likes kitties and back massages

Did you see Kaylin talking to Poofer yesterday??

by Whaaaeeerr December 30, 2014

cheesy poofs

A previously kickass FIRST Robotics team that this year has become evil by joining the dastardly Bionic Bulldogs.

by Dean Kamen October 11, 2003

poofin' it

(1)To pussy out by not attempting something illegal or dangerous. Or disgusting.

(2)To not attempt something illegal, dangerous or disgusting to the best of your abilities.

"What? Your not breaking into this place to get fucked on mushies and start fires? He's poofin' it lads."

by Benjbawsd'creme October 24, 2007

Poofash

Someones being a bit of a poo face or decideds they want to try and be funny and your say poofash which just confuses people (:

You dyke ..... Yeah you poofash

by WEEE WEEEEE MOOO MOOOO CAT January 21, 2009

Poofism

The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.

Disproving evolution would not make poofism true.

by chrisnu April 13, 2010