plug the pig's ass

To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.

in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over

If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"

by krimsen January 16, 2005

plunder

1. To facilitate intense/hardcore sexual intercourse with deep penetration
2. Sexual activity that many view as fantasy; anal sex

That girl was extremely attractive, I bet you she wanted to be plundered.

by awink2 May 28, 2007

plumping

(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.

(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"

" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"

"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"

by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007

pluto-ed

To get kicked out of a area, room, group, etc. Just like Pluto was kicked out of the solar system.

Megan got pluto-ed out of class for talking back.

by muddymidfielder July 27, 2009

Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

plumpling

Any large gray cat known to eat twice its body weight. When sitting down, it looks like a cross between a pumpkin and a dumpling.

That cat is hugs and love!
No, dude, that cat is a plumpling!

by aortiz22 June 20, 2008

pluto

Verb. to be hijacked by a small minority to enact special interest commandments. Thus the planet itself wasn't plutoed -- it's still the same planet it was before 2006; but the International Astronomical Union (IAU) was plutoed by less than 5% of its members to pass a controversial special-interest definition of "planet", and it's been too politically sticky to yet take the organization back from the hijackers. The US and India are also frequently plutoed, according to their citizens.

Washington DC plutoes the country for a half billion dollars every spring with Daylight Savings Time (see news article "US lost almost half a billion dollars due to Daylight Saving Time").

by Sane Astronomer May 15, 2013