soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

One day, in ancient Rome, a man was named this. He was bullied endlessly and decided it was time to change his name, so he did. There was suddenly a mass depression as Rome was devastated that they couldn't call him any names, so he changed his name back. His name is now immortalized.

"Stop being such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus. Shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Bowyer nonce

A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.

Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.

Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*

Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....

Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*

by ExSkii May 8, 2018

batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

by Batty nonce May 10, 2018

Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019