Masturbating Monkey

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

by Sarah April 1, 2004

monkey ass

One who acts badly or stupid.

I'll whoop yo monkey ass.

by whatever 33 January 23, 2008

grease monkey

Motor Mechanic

by J. Michael Reiter June 30, 2003

jungle monkey

A racist term for an African-American.

Clayton: Hey! You jungle monkeys turn that music down. You Niggers makes me sick

by John Jacob Ring April 12, 2007

monkey ass

n. stupid fuck

Ima kick yo monkey ass.

by WICKED April 29, 2003

porch monkey

another type of racial slur towards black people.

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey

by k0_ November 29, 2018

Snub the monkey

The act of dissing or ig a guy's dick.

Caleb's feelings where hurt because his friend made fun of his cock instead of playing with it. His buddy should know better than to snub the monkey! He should have spanked it.

by dlee169 December 17, 2008