Microsoft

An obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.

Me: *sleeping*
Bill Gates: I'll just take this disk... *yoink*
Me: You, come back here right now, or I will personally come all the way over there and call Ronald F***ing McDonald to kick you in the nuts!
Bill Gates: hehehe *escapes* I'll just change the name to Microsoft, and this program to Windows, and no one will ever know!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Cheap B******!

by sum-dude May 13, 2005

macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.

Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal

by Assweepay August 13, 2003

MicroPenis

A Micropenis is a medical term that describes an unusually small penis in a male, usually 4cm. This condition is incredibly rare. This term is only used when the other parts of the male genitalia, like the scrotum and testes are well developed and normal sized.

About 0.6% of all penis's of all men fall into this category

Joe brown Has a Micropenis. It is 1.5cm in length. He is not a happy camper in the locker room.

by --Jordan-- January 3, 2007

Microshock

An immature cunt that ruins online events.

Dude, stop being such a Microshock.

by Fuckman35 January 2, 2010

Microsofted

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc

Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"

by Dinged June 17, 2013

microrecord

A fictional record consisting of very specific criteria invented to create a sense of accomplishment for a person or individual that would otherwise not fit into any industry accepted records.

Microrecord: Fastest Honda Civic with mirrors, exhaust and 4 wheels/tires.

Microrecord: Fastest Canadian Civic Type R.
Actual record: World's Fastest 10th Gen Civic

by magicaldefinitons July 7, 2019

Macrotainer

A player controlled character from the game Star Wars Galaxies with the skill profession of either Musician, dancer or entertainer. These player characters are most often not actively being played by a person but rather are just a collection of scripts running unattended.

You; Hi, are you a dancer?
Macrotainer; Welcome to the Mos Eisley cantina plz tip!!!!!!!!

by Okokta November 24, 2003