Major Rager 

An extraordinarily huge erection
A massive turn on

Wow, when I saw that woman at the beach in a bikini, she gave me a Major Rager !

Major Rager by Gar Goyle June 29, 2024

Major Cloog 

A literal god, He has killed millions of furr- A literal groomer.

Person: Hey what happened to major cloog?
Person 2: He groomed minors, and he quit.

Major Cloog by psuedpo_cc July 3, 2024

Major Lode 

A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.

Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”

Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”

Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”

Major Lode by WebstersRafbot July 24, 2024

majoria

A bold, aggressive prediction - ultimately proven to be absolutely 100% incorrect - made on the result of an event by one of the competitors of said event. Such as a golf match.

He said he was going to "own" us in the golf matches this weekend. What a Majoria that turned out to be.

majoria by Rod Timuquana January 19, 2025

majoobies 

is my cutie little majoobs, someone who is adorable so cute and so fun to be with!! my little brother is amazing

you're my cutie little majoobies!!

majoobies by egyptianukht January 28, 2025

Major Gooner Chidyav 

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason

"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"

Major Gooner Chidyav by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025

Majority Opinion 

Isn't truth. It's the ad populum fallacy. That is why not-smart.

Hym "Hahahahaha! Majority Opinion!? Ha! That is hilarious!"

Majority Opinion by Hym Iam March 19, 2025