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Madden Mobile 

An electronic mobile game made by EA that is designed to screw people over with their coin prices, while the gamers are typically aged anywhere from 8-15 years old. They also like to anal people with their shitty servers. Note: If you call this company for technical support, you will continually be transferred to some random no-life who will then transfer you to another no-life within a one-week period.
Sam: Hey John, how's Madden Mobile going?

John: Oh, hey Sam. I'm still waiting for that support guy named Rajesh to call me back on fixing my server errors.
Madden Mobile by Anonymous Person February 17, 2015
Literally the prettiest girl on the face of this earth. She is sweet, caring, and beutiful. Any boy who is with her is the luckiest person ever to live.
Guy1: OMFG WHO TF IS THAT SHE IS SO HOTTTTTTT
Guy2: Ikr her name is Maddee
Maddee by Viliszakis June 15, 2016
Madden tends to be a smart and good looking guy but doesn’t really enjoy school. He is really easy to keep a relationship with and makes a good boyfriend.
Madden is so nice

I’m going to ask out madden

Madden looks good today
Madden by Jules223 January 29, 2018

Madden 10-dinitis

A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.

Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.
Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?

Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?

Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.

Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?

Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!
Shorthand term for Mandrax (pronounced "Mandrakes"), a line of highly addictive British pharmaceutical tablets no longer in legal production. They act as barbiturates (or "downers") and were prescribed as sleeping aids in the late 60s and early 70s. They are prevalent on the drug market in many African countries, as well as a few south Asian countries. As Mandrax was initially produced in pill form and meant to be taken orally, many abusers ground up the pills and smoke them with Dagga, because like most other illicit substances, the effects are greatly enhanced when snorted, smoked, consumed in conjunction with alcohol or injected into the bloodstream. Short-term side effects are not much worse than your average anti-depressant (cramps, headaches, emotional problems, etc.) but loss of muscle control (resulting in the user suddenly collapsing) and toxin-induced psychosis have also been found to result from Mandrax use.
"Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?" - Frank Zappa, "Flakes"
mandies by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

Benji Madden 

full name: Benjamin Levi Madden
born: March 11th, 1979
nickname: "Kid Vicious"

Is guitar/backup singer in the band Good Charlotte. His twin brother Joel Madden is lead singer. Original last name was Combs, but in honor of their mother and because of their bad relationship with their father, they legally changed their last name to Madden (their mother's maiden name).
"Keep representin' GC 'cause you know we're representin' you" -Benji
Benji Madden by Riot Girl April 21, 2005