Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.

The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)

I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.

by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020

bunch of jerks

The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.

These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.

by Ostříž March 5, 2019

Review Jerk

Review Jerk is the opposite of review bomb. Its when people/reviewers/critics /fans flood content with positive reviews to push their own woke agenda when the content was clearly bad. Also Review jerking is something that doesn't exist according to people who always use review bombing as an excuse when reviews can be jerked or bombed.

Look at how critics review jerked Masters of the Universe: Revelation and also said "Its an impressively loyal He-Man series"

by omegadespair August 2, 2021

closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

Jerking off

Something that's fun to do in public restrooms & department store dressing rooms.

I love jerking off in the Macy's dressing room while my girlfriend shops.

by LAcumPiggy June 12, 2023