handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

PETER-HEATER

A term used to describe a beautiful woman's mouth, vagina or anus.

She likes to use all her Peter-Heaters.

by ®0B0T January 23, 2019

jessica heater

The writer of many stories, she’s created ones from “Falling For My Stepbrother (BTS JUNGKOOK)” and “BTS Wolves and Vampires”

Wow I wanna read a Jessica Heater fan fiction!

by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

by thebievolution November 13, 2019

Packing Heaters

When someone has an absolutely gigantic ass. Potentially this person could be less good looking than the average individual however they are well endowed.

Goddamn! I had no idea Natalie was packing heaters.

by RatchetSoebuck December 29, 2019

Bloomen Hestenthalled

You got creative when you shouldn't have, and now you've fucked something up

Mike thought he'd be able to backflip from a tree because he can into a pool. He failed and broke his neck.

You've only gone and bloomen hestenthalled it Mike!

by TheMaleMallard May 23, 2020