Ghetto Hamburger Helper

Regular Hamburger Helper prepared WITHOUT ground beef.

Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."

by 40ozChris June 26, 2012

That guy you didn't help

What ever happened to that guy? I thought about making a video about it and trying to find the guy and do what you wouldn't but I don't have the resources for that... And I don't want to.... And it would be funnier to wield the horde against my enemies... Because I don't give a shit about helping people anymore, that's for damn sure hahahahahaha!

Hym "I'm still waiting on a follow up about that guy you didn't help. Is he... Is he dead? Did he kill himself? You got to stop promulgating that ideology of yours. YoU dOn'T kNoW hOw MaNy PeOpLe It'S kIlLiNg 😫 Ha! That's funny. I'm funny. Hey, I've been sitting on this one for a while now. You want to hear it? I really wish I'd get the chance to uses these in person but whatever. Ok. You ready? Here it goes: 'I would have asked for help but all saw what happened to the last guy!' Get it? 'We all saw what happened to the last guy.' That was a good one. Man, I've had that since like day one. Is it easier now that I'm not 'grateful?' You feel better? You looked a little choked up. Shit, how long has it been since I threw my laundry in? God is it hard to keep track of time without electricity. Last day of the month though. Which means I only have to take shitty orders for one more day! Oh, and did you see the weekend content thing? Totally untapped market. See how full of shit Steven was with the knife guy thing? They be stabbing up muggers lately. Alright. Running out of characters. Gtg love you byyyyyye!

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Heapster

Someone or something that is extremely different and unique. A more extreme version of a hipster.

Omg did you see David the other day? He was so heapster!

I wish I could be a heapster like Perry the Platypus!

Tina wishes she could be a heapster...

by dkimism December 30, 2011

helipad

when a head is bigger than a four head and a five head

yo i had this girlfriend one time whos head was huge the bitch had a helipad on her head

by jggkjg January 12, 2009

el helago

my penis

my girlfriend likes to play with el helago

by Josh August 17, 2003

OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS

THE HUMAN RACE IS A FAILURE

jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

by PLSHELPIAMINGREATPAI69420 July 21, 2021

Uriah Itchy Heap "Cream Style"

Same as uriah itchy heap but with the runs.

Dood check out this puddle of uriah itchy heap

by Mikus February 7, 2003