helipad

A "helipad" is when one feels an allmighty crap coming and places a rolled up peice of toilet paper in the water to act as a floatation device prior to releasing the "demon within" to eliminate the effects of "splashback"

after a big night on taco bill's "owwww i dont feel so good.....im going to have to lay a helipad for this bad boy"

by john coffee January 11, 2008

helipad

It's the layer of toilet paper you place to cover your shit when the toilet doesn't flush. It's a kind-hearted gesture to save the person who next goes into that cubicle the indignity of seeing your motherload.

Wesley: Whoa!!! I feel sorry for whoever goes in to that bathroom... The toilet wasn't flushing.

Kirsty: Oh man... Did you at least leave them a helipad?

by ALS05 November 16, 2010

helipad

when a head is bigger than a four head and a five head

yo i had this girlfriend one time whos head was huge the bitch had a helipad on her head

by jggkjg January 12, 2009

Helipad

Similar to landing strip: a rectangular patch of pubic hair above the genitals. If the patch is particularly wide and ends up being more square (or it grows in), it becomes a helipad.

"I shaved my pussy and tried to make a landing strip, but I don't think I shaved enough- it looks more like a helipad.

by jianadaren January 16, 2009

Wang Helipad

Synonym for Ball Stretcher

I gave my Dawg a wang helipad last night and it was pretty nice,

by L8gmanuts May 3, 2021

Helipad Tits

Large circular nipples of sufficient size to land a helicopter on. Can males of females.

"Look at the size of that girls nipples, she's got helipad tits!"

by Robbie Williams July 1, 2005