Hampster Dink

A very small penis, probably the size of a hampsters

The kid has a hampster dink

by larry April 28, 2003

Ass Hampster

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.

"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."

by mattpietro May 16, 2006

hamsterdam

A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.

There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.

There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.

Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"

Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

hampster

A hipster from the Hamptons

As if that hampster dont have dough...that white belt is so Gucci!

by flamingbeads October 27, 2005

Lip Hampster

ungroomed facial hair found above the upper lip

girl did you see his lip hampster

by Jenny-Da-Queen November 27, 2003

harmster

n. An evil little rodent that bites you every time you pick it up. Related to the hamster (in fact, indistinguishable from the hamster). It isn't until you attempt to befriend the thing that you realize the species difference.

Parent 1: Ben got what he thought was a hamster at the pet store last night. It bit him the minute he tried to pet it...

Parent 2: Must be a harmster.

by alfalfa31 July 28, 2009

hamsterbate

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

by choad May 8, 2003