A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
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Served ice cold, or on the rocks. Can add fruit such as orange slices and other citrus'. Generally drank out of the original can.
Similar to the mixed drink "Captain's Cream-Sicle". Where you use spiced rum instead of tequila.
They will both leave you with an energetic drunk. Also know to cure hangovers.
Earliest records recount that it was created in N.C. June, 2010.
Served ice cold, or on the rocks. Can add fruit such as orange slices and other citrus'. Generally drank out of the original can.
Similar to the mixed drink "Captain's Cream-Sicle". Where you use spiced rum instead of tequila.
They will both leave you with an energetic drunk. Also know to cure hangovers.
Earliest records recount that it was created in N.C. June, 2010.
The party was really lacking, so I made "Sex In A Hospital Bed". Now every one is talking really loud and hugging.
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Alcoholic energy drinks Good drinks Nasty drinks Mixed Energy drinks Party drink Tequila energy drink AMP energy drink Carbonated mixed drinks Drinking and video games Sugary alcoholic beverage
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Rameil: We can walk.
Mark: i have no hosala to walk all the way over there! Lets just call Givo.
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Mark: i have no hosala to walk all the way over there! Lets just call Givo.
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