penis goat

a goat whos face resembles a penis therfore making it a penis goat.
or
a penis that resembles a goat (with the beard and everything)

anna touches penis goats
martin is a penis goat

by mmyak December 17, 2003

Goat

God of all things

"Goat"other meaning is God of all things

by iljaelmeri July 8, 2018

dick-goat

(noun)
1.a pubic hair goatee
2.ballsack
used as a vulgar, insulting slang word

"Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on."
"That guy is a total dick-goat."

by Grape Jelly October 20, 2006

Your Goat

A term used in replacement of phrases such as "your mom" and "your face" to avoid the amount of people being put down. Goats will be offended instead.

Everyone has their own goat, goatless people have no soul.

"Your mom is fat!"
"YOUR GOAT IS FAT!"

by Christy-Benedict January 17, 2010

goat

A lazy person who just stands around looking dumb

Are you going to do anything today you goat!

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

goat monkey

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

by housboggy November 5, 2003

Goat Nuts

Really saggy balls, like a goat. My friend's scumbag ex husband has them and now its part of our vocab.

My boys are hangin' so low, I've got goat nuts.

by Jen December 17, 2004