The generous slathering and layering of Crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.
I want to be fisted right now. No worries I got a 3 pound tub of Crisco in my car. Hole up for me and I’ll get the Crisco glove on.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
Holy shit. Carl fisted me last night with the Crisco glove. It was incredible. I gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. Next time we are going to try the Crisco sleeve.
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Anthony: "Hey Mike, do you think I should raw-dog this glory hole in the bathroom?"
Mike: "Nah man, use a glizzy first from this Oscar Meyer pack to make sure its not some Eldritch Horror beyond the hole. Gotta use the good ol' Glizzy in the Gloryhole method, it never fails."
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Person one: What happened to the sticker I put on your mirror?
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