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FINAO

FINAO (fin-ay-o) is a registered trademark for FINAO. It stands for Failure Is Not An Option, and resides at finaonation dot com.

A FINAO is a personal statement of success, value, or importance. A FINAO is an individuals definition of success, defined on their own terms!
Examples of Finao statements (Finao's)

1. My wife and I are celebrating our 5th anniversary, while panning our 50th - FINAO!

2. Getting into gear this year. Increasing GPA by 1.5 points, losing 35 pounds, and getting more family time - FINAO!

3. In my third attempt, completing the big marathon - FINAO!

4. Not giving in, Never giving up on my fight against breast cancer - FINAO!
by wagreene007 February 8, 2012
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finance

an applied field of economics used to evaluate relative opportunity cost for speculation by mathematical manipulation of currency figures
Scott, did you double check your calculations of finance? That estimation seems far too high!
by Funkwillyp May 2, 2009
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Finals Food

Energy supplements taken during finals week in order to help study for final exams or to stay awake during them. They can range from NoDoz to amphetamine.
"Next week is going to be hell to study for. Let's stock up on some finals food"
by KTG April 30, 2006
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FinalbnceSizzurp

Long abused paedophile who's hobbys include making dark pornos for hardened rapists in prison, it derives pleasure from sex with small innocent children, old people and animals.

Bullied since it was first born, FinalbnceSizzurp goes under a human name "bedsit colin" in a pathetic attempt to blend into repectable human society. As it has no friends, it is forced to try and socialise on internet chat rooms as it is too disgusting to be seen outside.

Ever since daddy first abused it, it has become increasingly pleasured over the occasional anal sex, resulting in its more common nickname "Bucket-Arse". A lifetime of frequent, hard arse sex has produced the twisted nonce it is today with his best "friend" who he prefers to call his "sock puppet" due to his acquired practices he makes it endure.

FinalbnceSizzurp is a phrase most commonly used to describe anyone of a nonce personality, someone with no friends or social life or is just a fucktard freak, cunthead in general.

Use this insult wisely, it is best to only use it on rare occasions as it could cause long term mental damage to anyone branded as it.
Look at that gaybo fuckhead, he's such a FinalbnceSizzurp

That paedo is such a FinalbnceSizzurp

That freak cunt on the chatroom is such a FinalbnceSizzurp
by RAVEGENERATOR January 11, 2009
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Finals

Time of year when you seriously consider moving into the wilderness
Happens twice per year
Finals week again, have you seen my map of the Adirondacks?
by pancakesandshit December 13, 2014
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finaglement

A finaglement is basically achieving a sloppy means to an end through utter tom-foolery or manipulation requiring trickery in a sly, perhaps fraudulent sense.
I'm broke as shit... Tonight I need to plan a finaglement of sorts...

See Also: "The nightly finagle."
by timJae June 30, 2009
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NBA Finals 2006

The biggest joke ever resulting in the worst NBA champion of all time. The series where Dwyane Wade took more free throws in just 3 of the games than he did in the WHOLE 6 game Chicago series. The series where the refs cheated their asses off and Miami still only managed to get 3 of their 4 wins by a COMBINED 6 points. A plot to get Wade a ring before the rest of his overpaid team gets old and sucks even more and save him from being ringless and old like KG, AI, etc.
NBA Finals 2006 Commentary: Dwyane Wade drives to the hoop, stutters, pistol whips josh howard, goes up, defensive foul AND ONE!! The Miami Heat are your new NBA Champions!!
by Grant Hill October 9, 2006
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