I'm Fucked

A term used by a president to express extreme innocence.

"This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked,”

I'm Fucked by mlhiss April 18, 2019

you got me fucked 

when someone says something that is going to happen to you but dont want it.

Huckeby: i call shotgun!!

danielle: You got me fucked!!

Grow: lol

you got me fucked by HUCKnGROW May 27, 2010

Ur mother-in-law fucked ur Papaw

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:then ur grandpap a trap

2:well ur mother-in-law fucked ur papaw
1: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

Ur mother-in-law fucked ur Papaw by milkchocolate10291 March 14, 2018

be fucked 

an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.

i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.

be fucked by sin_77 November 6, 2006

cluster fucked 

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once

Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(

cluster fucked by wangster November 6, 2003

I'm Fucked Up 

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

I'm Fucked Up by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

To Be Fucked List by Pete Dick February 13, 2008