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Flossing

When a male/female engages in oral sex and the pubic hairs of their partner get stuck in between their teeth.
She was so hairy that i started flossing!
by miniG April 4, 2010
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flooshie

A mix between a "floozy and Lush"
pronounced flu-she
"Hey Paul you know that floozy lush Laura"

"yes I do Harry"

"what a flooshie that broad is"

"yea we should hit her up"
by coven indavinten May 4, 2008
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floosh

The formal union of two men or two women.

On the Yahoo! News comment page for an article about the gay marriage vote in Australia, there were many people expressing their opinions, most of their comments barely legible because of poor spelling and grammar. One of these outraged Australian citizens, we'll call him Scotty, had this to say:

"The oxford dictionary defines the word MARRIAGE as the formal union of a MAN and a WOMAN, you stole the word GAY from OUR vocabulary just leave the word MARRIAGE alone, you maggots, why can't you just make up your own word, and do that besides playing choo choo trains."

The gay community immediately dropped their choo choo trains and agreed with Scotty. It would be much easier to add a completely different word to the dictionary, rather than slightly change the definition for 'marriage', which is many centuries old. Thus, they pulled a bogus word out of their asses and invented 'floosh'. Floosh is the exact same thing as marriage, but it only applies to gay people.

To avoid having to change the meaning of any other words in the straight people dictionary, homosexuals throughout the globe are in the process of creating a completely different vocabulary that is compiled of words that only gay people may use. 'The Coxford Dictionary' is expected to be released around September 2069, and will feature a picture of Scotty next to the definition of 'ignorantfuckingbogan', meaning 'anyone who posts stupid comments on Yahoo! News'.
Yasmin and I are getting flooshed tomorrow, I'm so excited!

Walter decided he was going to save his virginity until floosh.

Sudha's parents planned an arranged floosh for her.

The flooshing ceremony was beautiful!

Sean, will you floosh me?

Devoted Christian: Jesus Christ does not approve of floosh!
Devoted faggot: Screw you.
by iamawordsmith November 21, 2010
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wang flops

The motion and associated slapping sound of one's penis while dancing around naked.
"Dude, I was taking a shower last night, and I was doing some hardcore wang flops!"
"I was about to fuck her, but I started doing wang flops and bit off my dick."
"Amogh's tool is too small for wang flops."
"I wang flopped so hard it ripped off, went through the window, to my neighbor's house, and into my neighbor's grandma's vagina."
by Jebediah McGriddle December 25, 2008
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flossin ass bitch

that dude right there is a straight up flossin ass bitch, that nigga be fake ass fuck.
by straightchillingoon January 10, 2010
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Flossy Posse

A clique of four white girls that really grind your gears. They watch the movie "girls trip" and think that they are black, but they are really just annoying bitches.
Damn Megan has big breasts...Nah dude she is in the flossy posse they are bitches.
by c00rnd0g May 23, 2018
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Floser

A faggot who is also a loser. The intercourse of these two words results in a newborn Floser.
Girl 1: "Look at that floser, she's such a Cassie."
Girl 2: "Don't you mean look at Cassie, she's such a floser?"
Girl 1: "I don't give a fuck, they're both the same to meh."
by anonymousandsexy December 26, 2011
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