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shit esteem

Me: you need to get that shit esteem outta your ass
by Zekuro December 24, 2021
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Mal-ested

Past tense. When your computer has been molested with malware. Only noticed by the owner once the malesting has been accomplished.
Developer 2, to self: "Why does it always say on my computer that the following violations..."

Developer 1, while looking at a duplicate screen(I assume, even right now as I type this) "...Because the violating has been done remotely, and your computer only knows that it has been mal-ested, and it probably blames you for not having a VPN, stupid!"(That's my best guess as to what the malesters are saying to themselves.)
by Just Because I Said So. March 21, 2022
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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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real estate agent

A real estate agent is someone who secretly spies on other inhabitants of the estate
No explanation needed we all no that one real estate agent...
by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022
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Trisexual estate

When one hoes to buy a house with 3 others and end up having sex with the estate agent. Usually ends in an origy.
Boy: Hey, want to have a trisexual estate with the eatate agent in there?
Girl 1: Sure!
Girl 2: yeah, it would be fun plus the agent is 🥵🥵🥵
by TJ Schmitt June 26, 2022
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Kennedy Estelle Barnett

if you meet someone named this, my guess they are probably bipolar asf and usually on drugs, or atleast acts like it. Basically, they are the wild child of the group.
Girl 1: you hanging out with Kennedy Estelle Barnett today?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s wild!
by urhomie.e July 12, 2022
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