fridge-stuff the elephant 

A practice wherein a lady fills a condom with water, ties it shut, and puts it in the freezer until it's solid ice, and then pleasures herself with it in front of a mirror.

Sally tried to fridge-stuff the elephant, but the stupid cocksicle melted.

fridge-stuff the elephant by GeniusAndWizard October 1, 2010

The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.

OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"

The Grumpy Elephant by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011

Carnegie's Elephant 

Using some popular superstition, stereotype or prejudice to your advantage.

This expression is used in marketing and stems from 1874 when industrialist Andrew Carnegie paid a circus to walk their elephant across his new bridge. Since there was a popular supersition that elephants will never cross unsafe structures, Carnegie used this popular belief to "prove" to public that his bridge is safe.

Fast food restaurants and stands selling Gyros often decorate themselves with Greek flag colors and Greek key patterns even though neither the owner nor the employees are of Greek origin.

Every pizzeria tries to give itself an Italian image/name/theme even if no employees nor the owner are of Italian origin.

Fortune cookies are used to advertise Chinese restaurants and served in them but are not of Chinese origin.

We photoshopped glasses on our model for the new software ad. It's Carnegie's elephant. Glasses give that "smart" look.

Carnegie's Elephant by anotherpasserby July 25, 2014

blue eared elephant 

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

blue eared elephant by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

drown the baby elephant 

When you put your trunk (penis) in your woman's watering hole.

She was begging me to drown the baby elephant inside of her last night.

drown the baby elephant by emptywheel August 11, 2018

Gentle like elephant 

Gentle like elephant because they are gentle despite having big fucking features.

Anonymous person: "I wish grace would use a little bit more tact in her arguments.

Other Anonymous person: "yeah she could be more She could be more gentle like elephant"

Gentle like elephant by Keeeeezzzaaaaaaaaa August 7, 2019

riding an elephant 

getting pegged by a fat bitch

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??

riding an elephant by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019