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ELMER

Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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elmija

Someone who loves bald women.
Have you seen the quiet guy in our class, apparently he likes bald women. He is so Elmija
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Person 2: Elmore junior high

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Elmer

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.

He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF
- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER
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Means The King. Unlike Malik it has El which stands for the and "The King" means God
I pray to you Elmalik
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the sex act of roundhouse kicking your partners balls as they are ejaculating to get maximum semen velocity into the female genitalia
"Did you elma roundhouse kick your man last night?" "Yeah, he busted on me hard on me that I fell over!"
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Your hair is Elmo Chair
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