elmija 

Someone who loves bald women.

Have you seen the quiet guy in our class, apparently he likes bald women. He is so Elmija

elmija by rs12 February 29, 2024

elijah mikaelson 

A hottie with family issues.

Elijah is a very attractive, positive, quirky and upbeat person. He always tries to see the good in people and tries to be a friend to everyone. He lives by a code of honour and morality. But isn't afraid to even murder for family. Something he values above all. Even through all the betrayal and backstabbing didn't break his promise of an always and forever.

-The noble Elijah Mikaelson sacrifices everything for family. AGAIN...
-Dude did you watch the originals Elijah is soo fittt.

elijah mikaelson by Mikaelson1313 August 29, 2020

Edwin Elijah Diaz

Is an artist/rapper/multi-instrumentalist from New York. Best known for the album Rock Is Sleeping featuring hit songs such as Fish Have Feelings, Betrayal Has No Friends and September Cries.

Edwin Elijah Diaz the American singer-songwriter from the Bronx.

Edwin Elijah Diaz by AK47 USA November 26, 2018

Elijah Lamb

The cutest and funniest boy on Tiktok. He lives in Florida and loves all his fans, the most are girls because they like his voice. He’s also known as Good Voice Guy, The Smoke Juul and Rap God.

Me: Yoo girls do you know Elijah Lamb?
My Friends: No who’s that?
Me: He is my new favorite Tiktoker.
My Friends: Ohh what’s his name on Tiktok?
Me: @elijah.lamb you should check him out he’s great!

Elijah Lamb by ilovebillieeilish July 17, 2019

elijahsexual 

When you feel sexual attraction to Elijah mikealson

Amy is looking all day at Elijah she is elijahsexual

elijahsexual by Ae.tonyx December 29, 2020

Dirty Elijah 

When you pull out mid Stroke, tell them that their Pussy is trash, then knock over and destroy their Flat screen and then leave.

Wow, Donald just pulled a Dirty Elijah, now I have to buy a new T.V

Dirty Elijah by King Kenroy August 17, 2018

Elmira, New York 

If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.

While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...

Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?

Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.

Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.

Elmira, New York by meme1956 April 7, 2011