dorkfest

A gathering of nerds or goofs going to that special outing.
The indecisive mumblings of a group of twits.

Several people chuckled at the dorkfest on their way in to see
Ernest gets a circumcision.

by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

dorkumentation

Technical documentation written specifically for a target audience of dorks, nerds, or geeks.

Examples of dorkumentation:
- Software design specs
- Engineering diagrams
- Any document that describes any technical proceedure.
- The king of all dorkumentation: dorkuments that the red tape monsters require you to write, but nobody is *ever* going to read them.

by Patricia A. White May 6, 2008

Dorkberry

A hideous, 1970's-scientific-calculator-on-the-belt-throwback, electronic contraption that was invented by cellar-dwelling, booger-rolling, ass-monkeys in the early 21st century in Canada (eh??). This device is often used by dimwitted, masturbation-addicted technosexuals to festoon their belts, along with 3-4 additional paging devices as a modern symbol of socio-economic importance. Or shall we say, impotence?

Nerd: Dude, can I borrow your Dorkberry?

Dweeb: What for? I am waiting for an important text from my posse at the Lost in Space Convention!

Nerd: But I need to Google the closest location to find a contractor who specializes in "anal extraction".

Dweeb: Huh?

Nerd: I got carried away listening to SirMixalot's "I Like Big Butts" on my iPhone, and my iPhone got lodged in my anus.

Dweeb: OK, you can use my Dorkberry

by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009

dorkzilla

A dork of gigantic proportion

"Luke is a huge Dorkzilla", says Amanda.

by Luker8urdog September 22, 2006

dorkdom

Not to be confused with geekdom, or nerdocracy.

Dorkdom comes from achieving a mere fraction of the coolness that one believes they are emmulating.

"Someone should really tell Erin that the Bob Dylan fro doesn't look good on ANYONE. She's now reached a whole new level of dorkdom."

by Erin B November 14, 2007

dorkapotamus

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly

1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

by Amanda Nicole Romanach April 22, 2008

dorkus maximus

One who is a dork to the maximum possible extent; to be a dork means that one is stupid, foolish, clumsy, or inept. Thus, the 'maximus' variety will be an extremely stupid or foolish idiot.

"Geez, you're a real dorkus maximus to have missed that deadline - now you're unemployed!"

by triumvir December 28, 2005