Curtain Creeper

A person who is shy and never leaves the house and just primarily stays inside without friends. Usually a Dungeons and Dragoner.

Man Billy is such a curtain creeper

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA

Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.

by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023

James Curtain

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is smart, caring, an excellent soul mate and an amazing all around dude. James Curtain is also studying a degree that is kinda hard to get into but he doesn't talk about it often because he is so humble as well. James also likes star wars and lego and you should definitely go hang out with him.

Person 1: Man that James Curtain sure is a great dude
Person 2: Yeah he helped me with x
Person 1: Of course he did, he always helps out with x

by Stevemcjamieson December 17, 2021

Nigga curtain

That one porno where that nigga hid as a curtain

Nigga lamp: Hey dude have u watched nigga curtain?
Josh: yes man

by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Bong curtain

A scrappy homemade curtain (usually tacky and flower print) that hangs over the cubby in your wall/ desk where you hide your bong.

"Hey man, that's a tight bong curtain!"

"Hey man, shut the bong curtain"

by kavachan August 25, 2011

curtaining

when roughly two boys and a girl have a threesome, usually dressed in garments made from curtains and an eyepatch. the term originates from the victorian times, when slaves would often have to wear curtains and were very horny.

'man, when was the last time you were involved in a spot of curtaining???!!?! me and josh curtained millie last night sooo good!!! i love to curtain'

by mikey johnson-baron-smith December 21, 2008