Milk Curtains

Really really really saggy titties

Looks at the milk curtains on that lady. Fill a couple glasses with those old milk curtains

by RedditorsAnus November 13, 2021

Iron Curtain

The "Wall" of Iron Balloons sent out mid-game while playing the iphone game "Balloons Tower Defense Battles." It is unavoidable. It is defeat.

God damnit. He just used the Iron Curtain again.

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial3 April 28, 2015

porridge curtain

Hadrian's Wall. Taking inspiration from the Berlin wall the symbolic border of the Iron Curtain.

After working in England for most of his life, Mac moved back north of the Porridge Curtain when he retired.

by DaveBourne January 27, 2024

Meat Curtains

Very large pussy flaps

She's got some fat ass meat curtains

by Italic February 5, 2018

i’ll hang your curtains

to make a sexual suggestion that you want to sleep with someone

wanna come over later?

to do what?
i’ll hang your curtains

what’s that

we can get freaky

by stewie nipple May 5, 2024

Tijuana Curtain

A used female condom.

She left a Tijuana Curtain on the floor.

by blusmks August 2, 2011

Girth Curtain

The foreskin of a large hog

“If god didn’t want man to crank hog, he wouldn’t have installed the girth curtain”

by StarvinMarvin December 18, 2025