corpserapist

one who partakes in the activity of corpseraping

After Justin corpseraped Jamie, it was clear he had become a serial corpserapist.

by Jack Jerkdown June 3, 2010

corporate hashpipe

The process of losing short term corporate memory.

Angry man: The Board have made their decision how could you go against their wishes.

Idiot: Sorry man must have been smoking the corporate hashpipe...I completely forgot!

by little_kitten October 10, 2010

corpse cuddling

A derogatory expression for the cynical act on the part of a politician of visiting the relatives of a recently deceased person in order to express his or her sympathy.

Corpse cuddling is meaningless unless there is a full media continent present to record the visit as a photo and soundbite opportunity that will be broadcast on the evening news.

Ideally the deceased is either a "typical" member of the community or someone in the emergency services e.g. a paramedic who died in unusual circumstances. The objective of corpse cuddling is to win public support for the politician by portraying this person as someone having deep human empathy and who is "in touch" with "ordinary" citizens.

Also known as shroud waving.

In a blatant act of corpse cuddling, embattled Senator Aegis visited the widow and children of Thomas Brown who recently lost his life when the power company mistakenly cut the electricity powering his life support system.

by Trowzerkoff September 9, 2011

Corpretch

The ability to surreptitiously discover the latest corporate buzz words and seamlessly embed them in your daily work banter.

Tammy has mastered the art of corpretch.

by Hannah James October 27, 2011

Corporate Thunder

Cocaine; High Grade Cocaine

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"

by JayRod_25 October 27, 2012

corporogovernment

Any purportedly "democratic" political subdivision (city, state, nation, or international organization) that is actually controlled by business interests or by a individual or collection of individuals with highly disproportionate influence resulting from wealth.

(1) There was a cancer cluster all around the chemical plant, but the corporogoverment of the state ignored their health and safety at the behest of the plant owners. (2)The Congress knew that the trade treaty with China would cost their constituents hundreds of thousands of jobs, and that it was a bad deal for the country, but since the country had become a corporogoverment, they approved the treaty because the multinational corporations demanded it. (3) The town had received a grant for $400 million to build a new hospital near the Warbucks Family compound, where it would have best been located, but the city council of the corporogovernment did not wish to offend the family because of their wealth.

by PaulaNYC January 25, 2013

Corper

Someone who amazes you. UK slang.

"That Jared's a corper!"

by ooeyb January 10, 2014