CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome)

An increasingly common ailment across the United States, particularly with the gainfully employed.

Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.

The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.

Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part

CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) is the reason for Happy Hour.

by Killroy74 August 30, 2010

Cutie head corn nugget

Someone who is so cute and funny and you just want to snuggle and take a nap with.

Jaystin is such a cutie head corn nugget! I just want to take a nap with him!

by hedghog February 24, 2011

letting the corgis out

v.phrase. Removing one's top in public, if one is a royal female (an allusion to Queen Elizabeth's pet dogs.

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Why all the fuss about Kate Middleton going topless. There's a long history of princesses letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

Buttered my corn

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.

Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.

by BackdoorBride June 5, 2018

the pink one in the corner

Climbing route even Alex Handhold can't climb

I couldn't climb the pink one in the corner

by es jonne September 12, 2020

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

State Corker

The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake

"Why so late?"

"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.

by gregor_y July 20, 2009