SARS-CoVfefe-2

coffee X covid by a Trump-like barista

Why did you sneeze to my coffee? —I thought you wanted a tremendous corona blend á la SARS-CoVfefe-2!

by 🅰️ January 18, 2022

convfefe

The act of having a stroke in the middle of writing a social media post

Despite the constant negative press convfefe

by tbonehenry May 30, 2017

Covfefe19

An infectious virus known to cause Pandumics. People infected are typically old, boorish, and think it’s just a cough. It especially affects state leaders who think the grappling effects of covid19 is merely fake news.

He’s shaking hands and not practising social distancing. Is he crazy?

Oh he has the Covfefe19 so is completely immune to everything else. Don’t worry, it’s just a cough. And he’s not in the ICU that’s just fake news.

by chitsb April 10, 2020

convfefe

from the latin root con, meaning with, convfefe signifies that you have tiny hands and can't type properly.

Melania, will you come here before I make a fool of myself on the Internet and convfefe?

by awoloz June 1, 2017

Cuvfefe

When your hands are so small you seem to constantly misspell random words in Tweets & text messages

You know Trump, his Tweets never makes sense cause of his cuvfefe

by Cuvfefe June 1, 2017

Covfeve

A one-worded explanation for a texted typo. Instead of correcting the obvious mistake in spelling or grammar, the errant texter simply types "Cofveve" for the next text, and hits the send button to explain himself.

"Hey hon, I'm coming ogle for dinner tonight."

"Covfeve."

by Maiden AK June 2, 2017

Covfeve-19

Coronavirus, so named in recognition of its greatest ally in the fight so far.

We all remember 2020, the year the Covfeve-19 virus plagued the whole world.

by red phillips March 23, 2020