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Nashville Christmas

Explosive nightcap to an otherwise wonderful day.
Man, I gotta tell you, taking a shit after eating at Chili's was a Nashville Christmas.
by Mister Creant December 28, 2020
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Lamara Christmas Pudding

A Rich and unctuous pudding made with winter dry fruit soaked in spiced rum, topped with brandy caramel sauce and Madagascar Vanilla creme chantilly and.. Love
Man that Lamara Christmas Pudding really put the Christmas season in me
by ShadyJman November 26, 2021
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Jiminy Christmas

Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.

What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!
by Maddogg radio April 29, 2022
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Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.
Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
by Flealan December 26, 2009
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No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.
Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas
by Danny Torn November 11, 2019
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Is not Christmas

An annoying, nightmare-fueled, ear-destroying YouTube Video made by Sr Pelo. Part of his series, The Mokey show

Plot: Mokey is sleeping. Mokey is woken up by Momi. Momi fucking kills Mokey 15 times

Transcript excerpt:

Mokey: mmmm.....AHHHHOOOOOOOOMMMaaammm. (dirty dream)

Momi: ITSNOTKRIMAAAAAA!!

slaps mokey gets slaped

Momi: ITS NOT KRIMAS!!!

Shakes Mousd table

Mokey: WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT!!??

Momi: WHAT IT IS MOKEY?

(mokey gets chokes sexually)

Momi: That's right, ITSNOTKRISMAH!
"Bro, If you show me Is not Christmas again, I will slap your nuts!"
by Le Carrot boi February 10, 2021
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sev and their gf on christmas

they had sex on christmas
you’re gonna be like sev and their gf on christmas
by cxmdyn March 15, 2022
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