wipe cream

the cream you use to wipe on someone’s ass.

Thampi wiped his ass with this wipe cream, it was so clean afterwards!

by Cometstrike October 19, 2019

fanny cream

The juice that flows out your vagina as you have an orgasm... otherwise called squirting.

'i just emptied my fanny cream on your chest'

by Juicycracks July 2, 2016

cream glazing

The act of ejaculating on a bald mans head. Making it look like a glazed donut.

Dallas fell asleep so I gave him a cream glazing.

by Bad_decisions August 27, 2019

Cream Bunny

after sex, you use your socks to clean up,. Once cleanup is complete, you only pull the socks back on halfway - leaving them dangling like bunny ears - in order to keep your feet dry.

After an intimate night with Nadia, Stuart came strolling out to breakfast in a pair of cream bunny socks

by Crabman69 April 26, 2019

Pissing cream

Your girl is peeing and giving a blow job

My girl gave me a pissing cream last night

by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

thiccy cream

Thick n’ creamy but way more sexual.

This creme Anglaise is thiccy cream!

by MooMoove our the way February 15, 2023