Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

cream pie

boner

cream pies are good

by justing water December 15, 2021

Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021

Cream House

Cream Team HQ

Let's head to the Cream House for briefing

by CTCreamTeam December 27, 2021

Cream Team

LOOKIN TRINIDADIAN, JAPANESE ABD INDIAN. GOT MALAYSIAN GOT THAT YAKI THAT WAVY BRAZILIAN. THEN BEECHES THIRSTYY

When I fucked ya moms she said she was onna Cream Team

by burnt roti skin January 2, 2022

Cream Bitch

An entitled individual… who never had to experience what it takes to pay the bills… or get to work on time.

That cream bitch won’t be in today.!

by Copppertoan January 6, 2022

cream pants

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)

Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot

by chronikz January 25, 2022