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Cool

What people say when they are genuinely not interested in what you have to say
Carol: I went to the mall last night
Dave: Cool
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The Cool

Lupe Fiasco's The Cool. The Chicago emcee's second album is somewhat of a concept album, continuing on from the story in 'The Cool', a track on his first album, Food & Liquor. A real hip-hop record that shines in the day of low quality rap music that is played ad nauseam.

A few examples show the lyrical prowess of Lupe Fiasco that is contained in The Cool.
"She said
That she would give me greatness
Status
Placement above the others
My face would grace covers of the magazines of the hustlers
Paper
The likes of which that I have never seen
Her eyes glow green with the logo of our dreams
The purpose of our scene
An obscene obsession with the bling
She would be my queen, I could be her king
Together
She would make me cool
And we would both rule
Forever
And I would never feel pain
And never be without pleasure
Ever
Again
And if the rain stops, and everythings dry
She would cry
Just so I could drink the tears from her eyes
She'll teach me how to fly
Even cushion my fall
If my engines ever stall
And I plummet from the sky
But she would keep me high
And if I ever die, she would commission monuments
So her bosom to him
Or maybe she'd retire as well
A match made in Heaven set the fires in Hell
And I'll be...

(The coolest nigga wha)"

- 'The Coolest'

"The struggle's little recruits
Cute, smile-less, heartless, violent
Childhood destroyed, devoid of all childish
Ways, can't write they own names
Or read the words that's on they own graves
Think you gangsta, popped a few rounds?
The kids'll come through and murder a whole town
Then sit back and smoke and watch it burn down
The grave gets deeper the further we go down"

- 'Little Weapon'

"To infinity and beyond
Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon
Or lying in the desert
I'm flying on pegasus you're flying on the pheasant
Rider of the white powder, picker of the
fire flowers, spit hot fire like Dylon
on Chappelle's Skit
Yeah, smell it on my unicorn, snort the white
horse, but toot my own horn (sleep)"

- 'Dumb It Down'
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The Cooch Gobbler Combo

A pussy gobbling technique created by the girls from Call Her Daddy. It involves making out with a girls pussy while swirling your tongue in an infinity symbol motion. You also have to finger her, hum to make her feel like she’s using her vibrator and slurp her clit for the ultimate sensation. It guarantees the best feeling for her and is successful most of the time in giving her a big O.
He used the cooch gobbler combo on me last night and it was the best head I have ever received!
by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019
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Cooch Cannon

Where you put as much mentos and coke in a woman's pussy as you can. Sometimes followed by putting your dick in for as long as you can.
I tried giving my girlfriend a cooch cannon the other day, I should try it more often, she screamed a lot!
by zomgwtfbbq November 5, 2006
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cookie brain

When you eat lots of cookies of too many varieties, and thus require the use of reserve brain power to process said cookies
Person 1: i don't know i just say things, particularly now in my compromised mental state.

Person 2: sleep dep?

Person 1: in addition to cookie brain.
by Zipline Pro December 16, 2010
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coochieman

A man of great coochie. Also has unlimited power in the sexual world.
by Tuckles the man September 29, 2020
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Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?
by danthaman15 June 22, 2009
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