don’t bug the plug

Have some fucking patience bruh, you’ll know when I know.

Yo my nigga, stop texting dude. You know what they say, “don’t bug the plug.”

by pressnseal April 11, 2020

needle dick bug fucker

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex

Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker

by Chamber6 May 28, 2020

It’s a bug’s life

Used when one is referring to working a lot and potentially having less social time

“I don’t know, bro. I’ve been working so much lately”

“Yeah, man. It’s a bug’s life.”

by doitforthebros May 17, 2022

Numb Little Bug

Based off the song by Em Beihold, someone described as a “Numb Little Bug” is someone who really isn’t feeling happy or sad. They just feel dissociated from life, and distant from others. They don’t really want to do anything, but most of the time no one really listens to them. If someone says they feel that way, check in them, and make plans with them!

Person 1: Hey, how have you been? No one has heard from you lately, and we are getting concerned.

Person 2: Yea, I’ve just felt like a numb little bug, that’s all.

Person 1: I’m sorry you feel that way. Do you want to out to lunch tomorrow and just hang out? Maybe getting outside will help.

Person 2: Sure, thanks for helping.

by izzybee140 June 18, 2022

Riverbottom Bed Bug

It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.

I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023

It’s not a bug, It’s a feature

An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.

User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”

Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”

by evan.gelical August 25, 2023

Doo Doo Bug

A man of many talents, hes great at using his big lips to suck toes, Has been edging for seven years, has a record of 37 upper deckers in one house. he always has a soft spot for Hayes H and his massive shcmeat. Doo Doo Bug is a great friend but also a pedophile he likes to flirt with younger women. And also is "slangin"

Hayes: " Doo Doo bugs lips sucked the soul out my toes"

by Tim Hoerton October 30, 2023