Boredsauce

The payload you blow when your so bored you just have to do the one-handed clap.

I was so bored I jacked off and blew my boredsauce on the keyboard.

by 3Psweeze January 7, 2010

boredom

Something that makes you do stupid things and then pay for it for the rest of your life.

by Cracker August 27, 2003

borientation

Training sessions, corporate videos, processing meetings, human resources intakes; borientation involves plunging headfirst into the esoteric excrement of your new institutional identity. Its sole purpose is to wring the last vestiges of individualism from your soul before you begin your corporate, educational or other insipid journey.

Freddy: When do you start work?
Velma: Well, I think I'll probably start working on Wednesday, but first I have to endure two horrific days of borientation.

by Matthew Lake December 8, 2007

boreno

can be used to describe boredum or to exert frustration.

"save me from boreno."
"this day was terrible.fucking boreno."

by lauren gilhula August 18, 2008

Bortor

A word that has existed for centuries but has never been given a proper definition. Very hard to explain, but Bortor signifies a feeling that feels very strange. In other words, it just feels weird.

Man that felt just like bortor.

by Creatorr March 1, 2015

Boris Johnson

The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option

I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson

by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019

Borket

Taken from the Borket Family of Ipswich in Australia who choose to breed internally so their family tree has no branches despite seeking medical advise against incest. Term hence used to describe an incredibly stupid act.

You Borket!

by Craig November 24, 2003