BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

white boarding

the act of jizzing on a friends keyboard in a mean spirited practical joke

"shit dude someone just fuckin jizzed on my keybord"

"yea dude i went white boarding last night !!"

by Nathaniel plaza March 25, 2009

boards on a board rack

meaning to be close to, i.e. it is the vocal form of the hand gesture when someone crosses their fingers to mean "me and her, we're like *this*". can be abbreviated to just "boards".

"me and jez are boards on a board rack, i tell u"

by karis November 1, 2004

board ornament

1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.

that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?

by catacate August 14, 2007

emery board

an object that women use to buff their nails with.

While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.

by velvy June 29, 2007

no-boarding

(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.

Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.

Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...

by Anonosity May 14, 2011

drinking under the dart board

A fugly woman. minger

Man, look at that one there, she's definitly been drinking under the dart board!

by Twotonetom April 20, 2005