board ornament

1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.

that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?

by catacate August 14, 2007

abercrombie redneck

teenage males, usually in the southern united states, who are fans of the preppy/country style of clothing.

if you're wearing a pink polo, wranglers and cowboy boots, you're probably an abercrombie redneck.

by catacate August 14, 2007