Definitions by catacate

board ornament

1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.

that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?

board ornament by catacate August 14, 2007

abercrombie redneck

teenage males, usually in the southern united states, who are fans of the preppy/country style of clothing.

if you're wearing a pink polo, wranglers and cowboy boots, you're probably an abercrombie redneck.

abercrombie redneck by catacate August 14, 2007